Stoopid Is As Stoopid Does

"I am now 33 years old, and it feels like much time has passed and is passing faster and faster every..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:49:38 -0500

“I am now 33 years old, and it feels like much time has passed and is passing faster and faster every day. Day to day I have to make all sorts of choices about what is good and important and fun, and then I have to live with the forfeiture of all the other options those choices foreclose. And I’m starting to see how as time gains momentum my choices will narrow and their foreclosures multiply exponentially until I arrive at some point on some branch of all life’s sumptuous branching complexity at which I am finally locked in and stuck on one path and time speeds me through stages of stasis and atrophy and decay until I go down for the third time, all struggle for naught, drowned by time. It is dreadful. But since it’s my own choices that’ll lock me in, it seems unavoidable—if I want to be any kind of grownup, I have to make choices and regret foreclosures and try to live with them.”

- David Foster Wallace (via maxistentialist)
Nobody get out alive. Some get out way too early. And some figure out how to get out happier, or at least less miserable, than others.

The stars of “This Is the End” take time out of...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 01:54:27 -0500

The stars of “This Is the End” take time out of their busy schedule to enjoy a round of Cards Against Humanity with the Popsugar entertainment website staff. And now they’ve heard of it.

The stars of “This Is the End” take time out of...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:54:22 -0500

The stars of “This Is the End” take time out of their busy schedule to enjoy a round of Cards Against Humanity with the Popsugar entertainment website staff. And now they’ve heard of it.

zenpencils: JOHN GREEN ‘Make gifts for people’

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 11:10:54 -0500

zenpencils:

JOHN GREEN ‘Make gifts for people’

littlethingsandcuriosities: Some days, you just sort of move...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 23:10:41 -0500

littlethingsandcuriosities:

Some days, you just sort of move through your routine. Other days, you find yourself playing Cards Against Humanity with Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, and Craig Robinson.

Cool

Hijinks ensue.

Tue, 28 May 2013 11:46:03 -0500

Hijinks ensue.

"One of the greatest threats we face is, simply put, bullshit. We are drowning it. We are drowning in..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:46:14 -0500

“One of the greatest threats we face is, simply put, bullshit. We are drowning it. We are drowning in partisan rhetoric that is just true enough not to be a lie; in industry-sponsored research; in social media’s imitation of human connection; in legalese and corporate double-speak. It infects every facet of public life, corrupting our discourse, wrecking our trust in major institutions, lowering our standards for the truth, making it harder to achieve anything.”

- Jon Lovett’s commencement address to Pitzer College. (via theatlantic)
Alma mater

theemeralddesert: Clear the pool! Adult swim.

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:49:10 -0500

theemeralddesert:

Clear the pool! Adult swim.

nevver: God Saves & Satan Invests Nice goin Shep

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:33:28 -0500

nevver:

God Saves & Satan Invests

Nice goin Shep

The Open Internet is slowly closing.

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 19:27:46 -0500

The Open Internet is slowly closing.

http://cinemagr.am/show/145035473

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 10:39:44 -0500

http://cinemagr.am/show/145035473:

(Taken with http://cinemagr.am)

"Kindness’ covers all of my political beliefs,” (Roger Ebert) wrote, at the end of his memoirs. “No..."

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 15:50:50 -0500

“Kindness’ covers all of my political beliefs,” (Roger Ebert) wrote, at the end of his memoirs. “No need to spell them out. I believe that if, at the end, according to our abilities, we have done something to make others a little happier, and something to make ourselves a little happier, that is about the best we can do. To make others less happy is a crime. To make ourselves unhapy is where all crime starts. We must try to contribute joy to the world. That is true no matter what our problems, our health, our circumstances. We must try. I didn’t always know this and am happy I lived long enough to find it out.”

- Roger Ebert, June 18, 1942 - April 4, 2013

gapers: Chris Ware is on Tumblr! Oh boy!

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 13:40:09 -0500

gapers:

Chris Ware is on Tumblr!

Oh boy!

manishamareddy: Beginners guide to minimalism. We are...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 12:26:43 -0500

manishamareddy:

Beginners guide to minimalism.

We are cleaning house in an attempt to downsize. The are the New Rules.

Yeah, yeah, winter is coming…. but I’m excited about...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 16:32:25 -0500

Yeah, yeah, winter is coming…. but I’m excited about Sunday.

This is why the terrorists hate us.

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 01:05:47 -0500

This is why the terrorists hate us.

factoidlabs: “The 8-bit Haggadah” - printed for Passover at the...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 01:36:54 -0500

factoidlabs:

“The 8-bit Haggadah” - printed for Passover at the Game Developers Conference in San Francisco
http://snapcio.us/s/76qhq

Happy Passover.

My boy finally got a tattoo. Of course, the guy with the real...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 15:31:45 -0500

My boy finally got a tattoo. Of course, the guy with the real tat got $70,066.27 thanks to Max and his CAH buddies, so I hope he at least sprang for the Sharpie.

maxistentialist:

Visiting Wikimedia to hang out Brandon Harris and some of the amazing hackers who make Wikipedia work.

Anybody else been having this dream?

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 22:43:25 -0500

Anybody else been having this dream?

Just got my tickets.

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 22:11:53 -0500

Just got my tickets.