December 2009
33 posts
Just Say No To Drums
Ya don’t wanna get that anthrax again, do ya?
Sayings of the Yiddish Buddha
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single Oy.
If there is no self, whose arthritis is this? Be here now. Be someplace else later. Is that so complicated? Drink tea and nourish life; with the first sip, joy; with the second sip, satisfaction; with the third sip, peace; with the fourth, a Danish. Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story. Accept misfortune as a...
It’s almost that time:
They can gang up on the Quakers Play for the Lakers They can do what they wanna Even slow up Madonna
Christmastime For the Jews.
maxistentialist:
If the stop sign were designed by a committee.
OR: Why you should hire a designer and listen to what they say.
Breaking News: Octopii Develop Tool Using Abilities!
Imagine what they could do with a Slap Chopper…
How do we do it? Volume, volume, turn up the...
maxistentialist:
“The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.”
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Tom Waits
From “Step Right Up,” which I committed to memory at the same time I was supposed to be studying for a philosophy final.
Step right up step right up step right up Everyone’s a winner, bargains galore That’s right, you too can be the proud owner Of the quality goes in before the name...
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“Moderate” Republicans: Stephen Colbert has a way to solve the GOPs 2010 problems with candidates like Mark Kirk, who may or may not be ideological loyalists. I’ll spring for the lawnmower (at 3:50).
Laura really likes this. So do I.
Wow
Jody thinks Tumblr is groovy.