January 2012
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Anonymous asked: What's the deal with this SOPA thing? Have you called your Senator?
Maxistentialism: Resolutions:
I will learn where... →
maxistentialist:
Resolutions:
I will learn where people buy toilet paper and stop stealing packs from my parents’ house.
I will stop actively rooting for the funniest candidates to win the Republican nomination.
I will not make fun of people who pronounce foreign words correctly.
I will not get frustrated…
Certainly can’t complain about these resolutions, even if I am...
December 2011
16 posts
Doing a little kitchen remodeling.
Pope looks kinda sleepy.
Attention shoppers: in the event that CVS runs low on Chia Pets, remember — gas stations, beef jerky.
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I like letters. So does this guy. Cool video.
Death of Kim Jong Il officially moves me up the list of imperious short guys.
Who’s this Mexican guy Tebow’s always talking about?
Lessig Blog, v2: Notes on the Proposed 28th... →
lessig:
The Amendment that Publius proposed has some thought behind it, not all of which is apparent on the surface. Here are some notes, tied to each paragraph.
For the purpose of securing the independence of the legislative and executive branches, Congress shall:
Preambles haven’t had much…
Now we’re talking’ … our country is irretrievably broken, save for a change...
November 2011
17 posts
Next person to ask me a stoopid question gets this... →
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DST. Feh.
Sunset at 4:36. Getting dark this early always makes me a little bit suicidal. Just enough to wanna throw myself in front of a moving grocery cart in the produce aisle.
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There’s a very popular conception out there that the bailout was done with a...
– Neil Barofsky, the former watchdog for the $700 billion TARP bailout, speaking to the Washington Post. (via officialssay)
October 2011
7 posts
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ABC sitcom “Suburgatory” star, Jane Levy, discusses her brief college career on “Late Night with David Letterman” Tuesday night. That’s OK — we never heard of Jane Levy.
Can’t help but wonder what all the slutty nurses are going as for Halloween.
Apparently, October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month Awareness Month.
Jobs Gone
No one admired the incredible genius of Steve Jobs more than I. And while I mourn his passing, I am also sad that the tremendous success of Apple has countless Chinese workers and factories working at full capacity while the streets of our own cities are beginning to fill with jobless, disenfranchised angry Americans. (Posted from my iPhone.)
Obsolescence? There's an app for that!
Wow! I can actually feel my iPhone getting crappier by the second!
Time To Get Mad →
Who funds the Tea Party and helped turn it from a lunatic fringe to a political force? The Koch Brothers, who it turns out flout the law getting richer with secret Iran sales.
September 2011
7 posts
The GOP's Genius Plan to Beat Obama in 2012 →
Not content to fuck with Democrats, Republicans are now set to fuck with democracy. Pay close attention: the push is on to game the system state by state to essentially gerrymander electoral college votes. Article from Mother Jones.
It is now Sept 12.
Have we gotten it all out of our system now?
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