You can tell this is not me singing. Because of the hat.

You can tell this is not me singing. Because of the hat.

quentintarrantino:

I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:

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Good is good.

(via maxistentialist)

Horrible Books for Horrible Children
"Hey… Don’t bogart that glue!"

Horrible Books for Horrible Children

"Hey… Don’t bogart that glue!"

Horrible books for horrible children.
"Of course there’s puppies in heaven. I’ve sent lots of them there myself!"

Horrible books for horrible children.

"Of course there’s puppies in heaven. I’ve sent lots of them there myself!"

Horrible Books for Horrible Children
“‘What’ ain’t no country I’ve ever heard of. They speak English in ‘What?’”

Horrible Books for Horrible Children

“‘What’ ain’t no country I’ve ever heard of. They speak English in ‘What?’”

Horrible Books for Horrible Children
"I’m not in the meth business. I’m in the empire business. I’m also in kindergarten!"

Horrible Books for Horrible Children

"I’m not in the meth business. I’m in the empire business. I’m also in kindergarten!"

Horrible Books for Horrible Children
"Another plate of tuna, Mrs. DinnerbringerAnd I can take my temperature with my own finger!”

Horrible Books for Horrible Children

"Another plate of tuna, Mrs. Dinnerbringer
And I can take my temperature with my own finger!”

Horrible Books for Horrible Children
"Who, me, stupid? That’s unpossible!"

Horrible Books for Horrible Children

"Who, me, stupid? That’s unpossible!"

Horrible Books For Horrible Children
“Daddy says I can do it until I need glasses.”

Horrible Books For Horrible Children
“Daddy says I can do it until I need glasses.”

Horrible Books for Horrible Children
“Look, Mommy forgot her grocery list.”

Horrible Books for Horrible Children
“Look, Mommy forgot her grocery list.”

Horrible Books For Horrible Children
“S is for secret…”

Horrible Books For Horrible Children
“S is for secret…”

Horrible books for horrible children.
“I don’t like any of my shoes, either.”

Horrible books for horrible children.
“I don’t like any of my shoes, either.”

Horrible Books for Horrible Children
“Now I lay me down to sleep… Mommy, I’m scared.”

Horrible Books for Horrible Children
“Now I lay me down to sleep… Mommy, I’m scared.”

Horrible Books for Horrible Children
“Dude, I can see my eyelids. Oh, shit… I can see through YOUR eyelids…”

Horrible Books for Horrible Children
“Dude, I can see my eyelids. Oh, shit… I can see through YOUR eyelids…”

Horrible Books for Horrible Children. 
Please, sir, can I make some more?

Horrible Books for Horrible Children.
Please, sir, can I make some more?